AP and NBC now report the news before it happens!

Yes friends, no longer satisfied with reporting the news as it
happens, AP and NBC are reporting the news *Before it happens!
Gazing into their crystal balls, these two news gathering agencies
have devised a mysterious formula for predicting the outcome of the
Democratic selection for President. And who do you think these two
unbiased media giants would point to? Could it be Bernie Sanders, the
*Socialist democrat? Or perhaps it might be Alice in Wonderland. But
no! Shock of all shocks, the poll numbers all shout out the name of
Hillary Clinton. The new Wall Street Darling. True, these clever
predictors missed one call. Never in a billion dollars did they see
the Son of Pandora, Donald Trump, winning the Republican nomination.
No, AP and NBC put their reputations on the line, first for Jeb(where
are those Koch brothers)Bush, then to Scot(take a hike)Walker, even
looking at the likes of Ted(Onward Christian Soldiers)Cruz, before
sheepishly admitting that their Republican crystal ball was cracked
beyond repair. But now they have dusted off their new and improved
crystal ball just in time, the very night before six states have their
primary elections, including California, just in time to tell a
waiting world that Hillary is the winner!

And just who does AP and NBC speak for? Well, they say you can't
serve two Masters. AP and NBC do not serve the working class
Americans. Even they have stopped pretending. Even NPR no longer
does more than to pay lip service to the people they dun several times
a year for financial support. No, AP and NBC are the neutral
possessions of, are you ready for this? they are representing Wall
Street! NBC and AP, along with all major news outlets, report, I
repeat, report the news to you. The news they report is the news
determined by their long years of sucking up to their owners, the 1%
Honest to Goodness True First Class Corporate Americans.
Try putting yourself in the shoes of the 1% folks. Who do you back?
A hoarse little Vermont senator who has spent most of his time in
congress as an Independent, and has Socialist leanings? Or do you go
with the known commodity? Years of public "service" has shown them
that Hillary Clinton can spin the web of deceit while carrying forth
the Empire's desires. Indeed, unless a bombshell blows up exposing
some horrific misdeeds by Clinton, the smart money will be placed on
Hillary Clinton, and old Donald Trump will be thrown to the wolves.
But no matter, we, the working men and women of America, have long ago
lost our pretty little democracy. The United States exists...on a map
only. The Corporate American Empire has gone international. The USA
is nothing more than one more resource to be exploited. So, trundle
off to bed my little ones, safe in the knowledge that Daddy won't
allow the big bad wolf to gobble you up in your sleep. Hillary will
be there in the morning, watching over you.

Carl Jarvis