To All who want to make a buck.
In event you are tired of just plodding along in the lower end of our Land of Opportunity, here is a quick way to turn a fortune.
Write a book. The title is the most important part, and I'm giving it to you for free.
"Jesus' Dirty Little Secret".
Yup, after the title you can make up anything you want and folks will buy it. Tuck in a few free-hand drawings and lots of quotes from the Bible. Then just fill it up with smut and dirty innuendos
Make sure it is at least 375 pages. Folks like to think they're getting their money's worth. In fact, 796 pages is even better.
List lots of references...I'll help you make up some good ones, and suggest that much of your information comes from recently discovered ancient scrolls smuggled out of the Vatican City.
Good luck, and just mail me a copy when it's done.
Carl Jarvis
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