subject: Re: A word from God
Once again a major speech was not reported by the Mass Media.
According to internal governmental memos and emails, there is a plan to discredit God by making him out to be an old bumbling fool, mumbling strange words in Olde English and tossing lightning bolts at golfers.
"If we can turn the PGA and the LPGA against God, we'll have a large portion of the American public", said George Bush II. "Everybody I know plays a round...golf, I mean."
At a secret Swiss Castle, a meeting of the heads of the world's ten largest Mega Corporations declared that God has outlived His usefulness. "We just don't have the time any longer to humor Him", said Hiram VonGoldiggar, CEO of the world's largest conglomeration, XZQ, formerly Blackhole Incorporated.
"we'll make him Pope. That will guarantee that nobody will listen to Him."
Curious Carl
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