Subject: Re: Evangelical Liberty University received half a billion dollars infederal aid
Attention!!!
Watch for the grand opening of Jarvis University. Coming to an internet link near you.
Yes! The Jarvis University has your best interest at heart. In fact we'll take not only your best interest but the entire savings account, lock, stocks and bonds.
Our Dean of Students, Doctor Ivan Rippenoff, will personally walk you through our very simple Virtual enrollment.
Once enrolled our student financial administrative staff, Doctors Dewey, Cheatum and Howe, will teach you how to apply for Federal Student Dollars. Each student will promptly send 50% of all Federal Funds to Jarvis University and apply the remaining 50% to any of our classes listed in our one page catalog.
Now let us all bow to the continent of Africa and chant the name of our Gracious and Mighty benefactor. Oh! Bah! Maa!
Doctor C. Allen Jarvis, Esq.
*********Subject: Evangelical Liberty University received half a billion dollars infederal aid
Evangelical Liberty University received half a billion dollars in federal
aid money
One conservative college got more government cash than NPR last year
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