Monday, September 27, 2010

News Alert: U.S. Is Working to Ease Wiretapping on the Internet

Subject: Re: News Alert: U.S. Is Working to Ease Wiretapping on the Internet

Why is the government pussy footing around?  Let's get done with it. 
New Law, in the New World Order of the Empire Builders: 
 
We hereby declare that in order to qualify as True American Citizens, all such people must have stamped upon their left buttock their Social Security Number(Right cheek if they are left handed). 
All True Citizens of America shall submit to the implant of a chip that will track and report their every action and their every word.  Furthermore, in event science advances to the point of such a development, the People must also submit to the implanting of any device that may trace their thoughts even though such thoughts are unspoken. 
Only then shall we be able to throw off our shackles and be truly free from Terror. 
May the Force be with you. 
 
Curious Carl
 

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