Are you getting canned telephone messages from candidates? I swear, you don't much more than get the Boob Tube shut down than they creep in under the door, through the phone, over the internet and in the mail box.
It's still over two boring, nerve wracking months until it will be time to turn around and start preparing for the 2011 elections. You know, there has to be a way that we can grab off a piece of this cash cow.
Say, I have an idea. Let's see if we can have all them tainted eggs shipped to our house. We'll sell them to folks wanting to "express" themselves at political rallies. Should be really ripe by November.
A buck and egg. Let's see...one dollar times five hundred thousand eggs equals...Ho Boy! Let's do it!
Curious Carl
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