It takes some real convincing to persuade an old Agnostic to believe in reincarnation. But Brad Sherman, the Democratic congressman from California has to be Joe McCarthy, come back to haunt us.
In the tradition of Tail Gunner Joe, Bobble Head Brad is flailing about sounding the alarm on anyone who dares to question Israel's Sacred Right to violently attack unarmed ships on international waters.
While we Liberals hang our heads and wring our hands hoping that our dusky Messiah will deliver us, or at least stop giving the farm away, the Right of Right folks have found a new positive voice, a Great Leader emerging from, of all places, the ranks of the Democratic Party.
Shaman Sherman has mystical powers that enable him to see right through the veil of peaceful protest, and identify the actual Terroristic nature of the hundreds of folks on board the flotilla bound for Gaza Strip.
Gathering around Brother Brad are other Patriot Wannabees like Jerrold Nadler (D-NY, Rep. Elliot Engel (D-NY) , . Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA), and indirectly House Speaker Nancy Pelosi
and other Democratic Party leaders.
and other Democratic Party leaders.
Rep. Brad Sherman, whose initials are "BS", in case you missed it, Brad Sherman is not the only one who can see into the hearts of people he has never met.
Yogi Jarvis also possesses mystical powers. No longer wearing my turban, for health reasons, I sit before my crystal ball and gaze deeply into its murky mists.
The figure that begins to take shape is none other than our President Barak Obama. His mouth is open in a snarl. His fists are waving about his head. His strong voice rings out from the depths of my mystical orb. "This unwarranted, vicious attack upon Israel by the murderous Iranian Zealots shall not go unanswered. They will now feel the swift justice of Righteousness. As God Almighty is with us, we shall prevail".
Fade out Obama, fade in a sneering Brad Sherman. And, as the mists fade, a small sign wavers, "BS rules!"
Curious Carl
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